I just went to turn off the girls' light. Eilidh looked at my nightie (yes - it's 7.45pm and I'm in my nightwear... what!?) and said,
"I like your nightie"
"Do you wear it in bed?"
"Yes, to keep me cosy"
"Well, what does Daddy wear?"
"Dunno - a pair of pyjamas"
"Well, I hope he's not naked, cos you wouldn't want to touch his penis"
"Er... no - I wouldn't want to do that".
Seriously - what the…?