Sunday, 13 June 2010

Conversations I’m not prepared for.

 

I just went to turn off the girls' light. Eilidh looked at my nightie (yes - it's 7.45pm and I'm in my nightwear... what!?) and said,


"I like your nightie"


"Thanks."


"Do you wear it in bed?"


"Yes, to keep me cosy"


"Well, what does Daddy wear?"


"Dunno - a pair of pyjamas"


"Well, I hope he's not naked, cos you wouldn't want to touch his penis"


"Er... no - I wouldn't want to do that".

 


Seriously - what the…?

7 comments:

Beeswax said...

Ah hahahahaha

Summers Family said...

HA HA HA ! LOVE THAT!!!!

Melissa Bastow said...

Can you even say "penis" in an almost all girl family? I didn't know that was allowed. I grew up with 2 sisters and I was pretty sure "penis" was a swear word. But then again, I also thought "sexy" was a swear word too.

Tina said...

Claire,

I absolutely love you. Way too funny story! I can definitely see that conversation taking place in my house.

Tina

Julie said...

Funny! I avoid all such topics with my kids. I'm making it my husbands job.

Cammie said...

So funny! I just read it to Charla too!

Sarah loves it all said...

oh my. Just laughed out loud at my desk at work.