Friday, 16 July 2010


Why do shopping centres insist on playing their own cover versions of current songs?

Why when I go for a lip and chin wax, do I have to trade a moustache of hair, for a moustache of pimples?

Why do I love bacon flavoured Frazzles so much?

Why can't I give up Diet Pepsi? 

Why don't I really want to give up Diet Pepsi?

Why does Diet Pepsi taste so good?

Why does Pepsi Max taste so rank?

Why am I craving a Diet Pepsi right now?

Why have I run out of Diet Pepsi?

Why can't I convince my husband to go get me some Diet Pepsi from the shop?

Why do I need to wear two bras to control The Ladies?

Why do I always look forward to the weekend?

Why do the weekends never live up to the hype?

Why do I fear for the future of Miley Cyrus?

Why do I care about Miley Cyrus?

Why do I stay up late at night when I've been dying to get to my bed all day long?

Why were Kermit and Miss Piggy together?  She was horrible.

Why do I worry that I am Miss Piggy?

Why do I have so many questions?