Why do shopping centres insist on playing their own cover versions of current songs?
Why when I go for a lip and chin wax, do I have to trade a moustache of hair, for a moustache of pimples?
Why do I love bacon flavoured Frazzles so much?
Why can't I give up Diet Pepsi?
Why don't I really want to give up Diet Pepsi?
Why does Diet Pepsi taste so good?
Why does Pepsi Max taste so rank?
Why am I craving a Diet Pepsi right now?
Why have I run out of Diet Pepsi?
Why can't I convince my husband to go get me some Diet Pepsi from the shop?
Why do I need to wear two bras to control The Ladies?
Why do I always look forward to the weekend?
Why do the weekends never live up to the hype?
Why do I fear for the future of Miley Cyrus?
Why do I care about Miley Cyrus?
Why do I stay up late at night when I've been dying to get to my bed all day long?
Why were Kermit and Miss Piggy together? She was horrible.
Why do I worry that I am Miss Piggy?
Why do I have so many questions?