Tuesday, 28 December 2010
So, in light of the Campbell love for potty humour, Santa was right on the money with his gift to Eilidh.
You will notice, beneath the Whoopee Cushion (a timeless classic in all toilet humour based jokes), is a fake… number 2. It has been the hit of Christmas of 2010. It has already been used extensively and has had extended family suitably grossed out (either by the stool itself, or by our (lack of ) parenting).
OK. So I’ll redeem myself slightly. The tolie has been a great teaching tool for Esther and her potty training. Seeing that in the bottom of the potty has helped her understand that that’s where ‘those’ go…
So, if you’re looking for faecal fun, you know where to come..
Friday, 17 December 2010
A post, to keep everyone updated with the sheer width, height and circumference of Esther’s expanding ‘do’.
Wowsers. Dianna Ross – watch out. She’s coming to take your foozy, giant hairdo crown (that’s probably expandable like the ones you used to get in Burger King, so that it’ll fit her “orange on a toothpick”.)
Remind me to tell you about the time that we lost a clasp in there. For three days.