A post, to keep everyone updated with the sheer width, height and circumference of Esther’s expanding ‘do’.
Wowsers. Dianna Ross – watch out. She’s coming to take your foozy, giant hairdo crown (that’s probably expandable like the ones you used to get in Burger King, so that it’ll fit her “orange on a toothpick”.)
Remind me to tell you about the time that we lost a clasp in there. For three days.